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Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.
Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.
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StumbleKlonk

The Act of klonking your way through life while consuming copious amounts PM pain relievers. Lends itself to bruised shins and hazy conceptions of reality....
He's been stumbleklonking for all his heros at the methadone clinic ...... all on a volunteer basis of course!
by Bat_Guano July 29, 2011
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Stumblebee

A person who searches the internet without having a goal or topic in mind.
She just web surfing again; She is such a stumblebee!
by Lance Softwood November 7, 2011
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
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slumber snack

(n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."

Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.

Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.
After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!
by MoGyver January 3, 2012
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Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.
I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.
by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012
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slumber slut

Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013
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