Slap a tall girls ass or compliment the ass

Slap a tall girls ass but unless your a pussy compliment them it’s on October 23rd.

Hey tall girl, it’s slap a tall girls ass or compliment the ass day wanna slap my ass?

by imtallsoslapmyass October 22, 2019

National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021

Slap that big fat ass week

May 8th-May 14th is national slap that big fat ass week

James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*

by bigblackballzz111 May 7, 2023

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

Air Assault Bitch Slap

Noun: When you are doing a rappel operation from a Blackhawk Helicopter while in flight an not paying attention to the air assault instructor telling you what to do and that son of a bitch slaps the shit out of you for not paying attention.

Pvt tent peg was waving at his girlfriend when he was supposed to be paying attention to the air assault instructor and got an air assault bitch slap across the head. What a Moron!

by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 22, 2011

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Slapass Friday

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006