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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.
*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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swocking

large population of butterflies that swarm toward your vehicle in some gorgeous suicidal tendencies.
Look at the monarchs so beautiful...oh god they are swocking towards our car dying by the hundreds
by jerseygirl13 May 30, 2016
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Shecking

The act of taking a shit and checking facebook, twitter, or other social media.
Dude, I was on the can shecking Facebook and I saw your ex post that she missed you!
by JustcallmeSoul May 22, 2016
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Shucking

The act of ripping the foreskin off a mans penis.
My boyfriend was being a bad boy so while he was sleeping I started shucking him.
by Nutelladeznutz April 20, 2017
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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Stocking Feet

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.
by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018
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