senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.

Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!

by Mokhok April 4, 2010

Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

by youalreadykno May 8, 2011

Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)

- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.

Did you notice how they sabotaged the whole investigation of ethical misconducts to cover up a huge corruption at the very top of the university?
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

by pisara-meressa April 23, 2023

dirty shield

When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it

Mom had a dirty shield

by Wedtard September 11, 2021

sun's shield

1. The Sun's magnetic field
2. The hot protector.

Ooh, you're must be one of the sun's shields because you're really hot

by Master of beargreen December 2, 2023

intrusion shield

What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.

After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024