Stoner 63(A)

A 5.56mm general purpose machine gun system. It could be fed from a large capacity magazine or belt, and was a modular system capable of serving in the assault rifle role. The most prominent use of the Stoner 63(A) was by the U.S. Navy SEALs.

The Navy craft was loaded with three Stoner Model 63(A) machine guns, along with the inferior M60.

by JoeBob September 7, 2003

stoner

a stoner is some one that gets so fucking happy from finding out that someones coming over to their house with weed to smoke em up they feel high before they smoke, and run around in a panic to find the steamrooler or the BONG.

james-click.... HOLY FUCK
kahmen-what
james-dude
kahmen-what
james-dude guess what
kahmen-what
james-what u mean what someones comin over with jibba jibba!
kahmen-HOLY FUCK get the bong. dude you know what i feel high off life right now haha
james- me to

beep beep

lets go get fucked up
god damn were fuckin stoners.

stoners are people that when they run outta cerial they eat crackers and milk and watch pinapple express and fall asleep alot during the day and never get up before 12. so whatever think what you want

by we fight about the tape April 5, 2009

Stoner

A stoner is someone who habitually smokes marijuana. But it of course flows much deeper than that. See there are many people who regularly smoke pot, that are not stoners. For example, these people may have girl friends/ boy friends who do not condone smoking marijuana. Therefore they keep their weed smoking private and do not disclose any information about getting high with their peers. However, a true stoner is very open and perhaps proud at the fact that they smoke weed. They do not try to hide it from there peers and they wish people could understand that getting high is a possiteve thing. A stoner is not afraid to defend marijuana in a debate. There are many different classes of stoners. The classes vary depending on preferred music genres, selection of clothing, religious beliefs(if any at all), and many other factors. Stoners are diverse people but can always come together to get high with one another.

Person-- "Hey stoner, just go get high."

Stoner--"fine."

by Buddah4-2-0 August 17, 2009

stoner move

when potheads lose their most essential belongings because they are high or because they get high on a regular basis. the missing item is usually found in either a random place (such as the refrigerator), or the most obvious place. also, anything dumb and careless that people do when they're high. not to be confused with a hippie dance move.

Stoner: Dude, I was looking everywhere for my keys after i wake n baked, then i found them in my pocket, but i totally missed class.
Roomate: That is such a stoner move

I pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad's car

by Friend-of-a-friend December 29, 2006

stoner etiquette

The code of ethical behavior among pro stoners.
1) Do not nigger lip.
2) If everyone smoking takes one hit, don't puff puff puff puff... pass. Unless you are black(if you are black, stoner etiquette does not aply to you)
3) Don't pack Kellbowls. Pack VanderBowls! Especially if it is a special occasion. (ex: concerts, parties, Q-zar, ultimate, relly any time you smoke is a special occasion)
4) Don't blow out the bowl before you ask someone if it's cashed. changes are that you are too high to tell and getting someone else's opinion is always a good idea. Also, don't pass someone a cashed bowl without saying anything. He will get ashed
5) Do not smoke in someone's house or car without getting prior aproval.
6) Always corner. never scorch the Oxygen. it is a waste.
7) Whoever owns the weed being smoked gets the honorary first hit. Whoever owns the piece/rolled gets the second hit.
8) Don't skip someone or change direction in the middle of smoking.
9) Never smoke someone else's weed without asking. This is the biggest Kell move ever. Even amerature stoners are expected to know this.
10) Don't hold the piece/joint/blunt when telling a story. every one is more concerned about smoking that your stupid story. No one will remember what you said anyways so just hit that shit and pass it man.
11) GET BLAZED!!!

You skipped me. What are you thinking? Do you have no idea about stoner etiquette?
Kell moves are never in keeping with stoner etiquette.

by layout420 January 3, 2007

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Stoner Stack

noun: a pile of emptied plates that indicates a person had the munchies. This phenomenon is most easily noticed and common at a buffet, where a new plate is acquired each time one returns to the line or buffet. Most users of this term draw the line at 6 or 7 plates, although there may be extenuating circumstances, such as bad food or small/oversize plates.

"Man, did you see what Eric had to eat? He had a huge stoner stack afterwards!"

"No thats not a stoner stack, you only ate like 3 slices of pizza."

by saracinis January 2, 2008