Jim walks off the subway covered in coffee and sees Dave
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
"Jim" Dave says"what happened to your shirt?"
"Some sand sucker spilled his coffee on me" Jim replies
by irish redneck June 30, 2009

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011

The applicator for a tampon
Little timmy found a sand whistle that washed ashore and decided to play Mary had a little lamb with it.
by Munch McGash September 24, 2017

by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!
2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!
2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.
by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
