Sandy Sailor(TM)

A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.

I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.

by callmemommy707 August 25, 2017

Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018

bulky sailor moon

a roblox avatar that looks like a child mollester dressed like sailor moon

woah bulky sailor moon is so hot

by roater 500 August 9, 2020

Steamy Sailor

When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.

Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"

Josh: "No, what'd he do?"

Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"

Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"

by Denis Montgomery October 6, 2011

Ginger Sailor

a sailor almost as good as a normal sailor, but brought down by the weight of their hair

1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!

by HuffmanEnthusiast March 9, 2022

Stinky Sailor

When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.

Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?

by W3 December 31, 2008

conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.

mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!

by Rwolbic May 3, 2005