Clump and rump

You grab a handful of balls and pull to get rid of the itch

Dylan- “what the fuck are you doing”
Logan-“itching my balls”

Dylan-“are you using the pinch and roll?”
Logan-“no gang im using clump and rump ©”

by Pepperxp April 26, 2025

Nutting in the rump

You cured in her bum

Oi bruv did were you nutting in the rumpus last night with (insert Dick joke here)

by Bruhnana man February 14, 2021

rump grease

An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.

Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.

Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.

by Doc184 August 8, 2016