Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Rub it out

To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.

“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”

by fatpromdate August 17, 2021

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

Rub tummus

To turn your dog over and affectionately rub their tummy, just like you would Rob Thomas

“Pickles… do you want a rub tummus”

by Louise Isabella August 10, 2022

Rub and tug

Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.

We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?

by Batacklad September 5, 2022

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023