roosevelt that hoe

Speaking softly, while threatening her with your dick.

Don't roosevelt that hoe, she'll just laugh at you, man.

by Arid November 1, 2007

Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.

Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!

by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008

The Roost

A shitty cold chicken sandwich shop. Usually uses some variation of chicken salad minus the mayo.

God help me please, I ate at Roost for lunch.
Ahhh!!! I feel like I just ate diarrhea...No sir you just had Roost.
Who the fuck keeps the Roost?...I think their only investor is a guy named Thramer.

by Kyle Hartley August 14, 2008

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

roos

Referring to one's vertical jumping abilities, useful for conversations regarding sports such as basketball or football where a high vertical jump is used to one's advantage.

Aye, my manz Nate Robinson got them roos son! He jumped over Dwight Howard like it was nothing.

by HitStick93 May 4, 2010

Rooskank

a girl who is butt ugly and a slut but who always tries to jump into bed with the nearest person she see's hence the "roo" like a kangaroo, that jumps all over the place. a rooskank tries to jump into having sex with you. she is a slut. a rooskank will try to force herself onto someone, normally they are not fine.

Rupert: Damn, that girl is a Rooskank !
Clive: yeah i know she is so damn ugly! she tried to jump into bed with me, practically forced herself one me!
Rupert: what? what a slut, she tried it on with me as well.
Clive: if im really desperate i'll have the Rooskank !

by lovely jubleee February 7, 2009