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retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.
Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
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Retarded Flying Flamingo

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.
I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.
by Realmenrideponies September 7, 2010
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Retired emo kid

A person who once was sad and now is independent. A retired emo kid use to listen to: Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids and Taking Back Sunday. Being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: Broken Social Scene, The Drums and Foals.
"Dude, remember when Brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?"

"Yea, he was a real funkiller."

"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."

"Guess he's a retired emo kid."
by Dangercartattacks December 2, 2010
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fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008
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Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
by P.Kynes February 27, 2009
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