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Rectal Russian Roulette

It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 June 30, 2019
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Rectongue

Let me rectongue your mother, your dirty little bitch.
by Sir plops September 2, 2022
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rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
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Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.
"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."
by Farnyblue December 22, 2022
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Rectal Birth

While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.

To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.
The apparent rectal birth of his last statement left everyone speachless.
by Elise B April 16, 2006
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rectal endo

When you and your partner are engaging in anal sex doggystyle position and you're about to ejaculate, you kick your legs clear off the bed with the soles of your feet parallel to the ceiling and balance your weight on your partners back to a completed rectal endo or anal endo.
After watching reruns of doogie howser MD I gave my partner an acute rectal endo.

The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
by Horacio H. May 9, 2006
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Rectable Community

Small bits; little dick & nuts; micro-man package
You, sir, are the landlord of a rectable community (translation: you small dick havin' mo fo.)
by sahmad July 9, 2006
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