Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024

Retarded

unintelligent, lack of brain cells, stupid

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded

by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024

Retarded

You want men to have to know how you feel but you don't want to have to respond with the response YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE... To YOU being in the same situation.

Hym "So I don't see how you're not retarded."

A dumb whore "NoW yOu KnOw HoW iT fEeLs!"

Hym "So if YOU were being treated the way I'm being treated... How would you expect ME to react and what do you think the outcome should be?"

A dumb whore *dumb whore noises*

Hym "So why aren't YOU doing THAT... To ME... Now?"

A dumb whore *more dumb whore noises*

Hym "See? But you'll molest a fucking retard and you'll feel fully justified I doing it. OK."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

Retarded

Retarded is a term used for people that are rather really stupid . Like abi she’s really fucking stupid . Word of advice don’t ever get someone’s name tatted especially someone names Dre

Abi: let me tattoo his name on my wrist

Taylor: abi your retarded

by Thethiccestgemini May 1, 2025

Retarded

Retarded is a term used for people that are rather really stupid . Like abi she’s really fucking stupid . Word of advice don’t ever get someone’s name tatted especially someone names Dre

Abi: let me tattoo his name on my wrist

Taylor: abi your retarded

by Thethiccestgemini May 1, 2025

Retarded

This is an overused word in modern culture. When used as an adjective it can refer to someone or something that has limited mental capacity or something that is perceived to be stupid. It's often misused to disparage people with limited mental capacities as retarded people actually work hard despite their mental issues, but regular people that constantly make the same mistakes or lack the ability/desire to learn concepts properly are retarded!

Many hipsters often think everything is retarded as they cannot speak a sentence without its usage, especially since it's useful in showing displeasure. Hey, your clothes are retarded! Stop wearing tacky clothes! Many corrupt retarded people are political officials/cops as they either can hire people to work for them or judge things in a simplistic way. Nowadays, more politicians are being elected with limited educational backgrounds and it's not surprising they struggle to explain their positions as they are retarded! Many cops are experts at devouring donuts/breaking traffic rules/taking bribes/ racial profiling/ arresting innocent people or shooting innocent people, but lack the ability to think critically as that is why they jump to conclusions/make arrests on suspicion given it's part of their training and explains why many cops are retarded.

by Smallpena June 19, 2025

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016