Ralph

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.

Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “

by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.

I wanna suck your cock ralphie

by Nick er November 23, 2021

Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Ralph

Cause of rising oceans

When Ralph went swimming, ten costal cities went under water

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking

I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.

by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022

Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

jacob Ralphs

he is a cheater + player

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl

by agreatgal September 13, 2022