Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

The third and final installment in Christopher Nolan's highly critically acclaimed winning Batman franchise. Scheduled to release on July 20, 2012

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES may probably be the greatest superhero film of all time.

by Jack977 October 31, 2010

Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.

Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.

by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012

Proper Rised Pro

When your really up for something, but that something aint worth looking forward too.

I'm proper rised pro for lunch !

by Richie Jeremiah March 28, 2008

Riser

The riser an unwanted boner that becomes erect at a slow, even pace. Some experts maintain that the riser can be combated by thinking of fishing, baseball, your naked grandmother, etc. There has never been a documented cure for the onset of a riser.

I was waiting to check out at the grocery store, and I got a riser out of nowhere.

by The Sandwich Maker September 9, 2010

Risembool Rangers

The fanclub of the accomplished voice actor Vic Mignogna. Often meeting at anime conventions, the club is fairly close knit. They have a friendly rivalry with the Miniskirt Army also known as the MSA loyal to voice actor Travis Willingham's fanclub. Also the battle cry of the Rangers is "Red Dawn!".

To join one must go to the Risembool Rangers Yahoo group at Yahoo.com

There is a Risembool Rangers panel at the anime convention for Vic Mignogna fans.

by aXeLbOiNkEdDeMyX June 11, 2008

hi-riser

At first, a box Chevy on 20 inch wheels. More recently (2006) any older General Motors car on tall chrome wheels and preferably with outrageous candy color paint job, custom interior, big sound, and juiced up engine. A popular trend in the Southeast USA.

Hi-Risers have been appearing in numerous rap videos of late and are becoming the car of choice for the hood because of their bold colors and huge 'how the Hell did they make those fit?' chrome shoes.

by Squareback June 1, 2006