Navi-racing

the process by which one deducts minutes off the arrival time of the pronounced time on a Global Positioning System

I was navi-racing so hard and got here in 5 minutes less than my GPS told me I would!

by Ohyessh69 October 23, 2011

Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 10, 2015

Racing incident

Used to describe a Formula 1 racing collision where none of the drivers involved is considered to be primarily at fault, but which is largely attributable to factors such as racing circumstances or track condition.

Sure Max slammed right into Lewis’s car, but it was clearly a racing incident.

Q: What the hell happened in the bathroom? A: It was clearly a racing incident.

by Jimmy Pato September 12, 2021

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

bus racing

Outdoor game in London, or any other congested city. Players must race against a bus on foot. Very easy in the West End, much more difficult in suburbs. Very similar to bus pontoon.

"The tube was on strike again so I spent the day bus racing"

by oracle September 6, 2004

Foo Races

A game consisting of various odd puzzles in a quest to be "the ultimate foo". Created for the popular and Godly Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game.

Not applicable.

by Trafton September 11, 2003

race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

by gayniggerdicks December 21, 2016