Queef

the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a

oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016

Queef Butter

The feminine juices ejected from a vagina

"I found her gym shorts practically dripping with queef butter..."

by deformeddavo January 29, 2008

Queef-rock

a modern day "alternative" style of music usually performed by excessively dramatic lead singers and pseudo talented musicians. Common queef-rock characteristics are mediocre arrangements of pop music played with traditional rock instruments, and repetitious catchy choruses about nothing.

"Queef-rock" examples include performance "ARTISTS" such as Coldplay, Jonas Brothers and Kings of Leon.

by bfdrum September 14, 2009

queef lips

Someone whose words mean nothing. Usually someone who talks out of their ass, to the point where you want to shoot yourself in between your eyes. Essentially, queefing through your lips...

"you don't know what you're talking about, queef lips.." or "Hey queef lips! Shut the fuck up already. K thanks."

by Suzyfuckin`lovesyew February 24, 2010

queef-cannon

Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.

Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.

by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011

Queef Huffing

The act of putting ones nose in close contact with a vagina and inhaling rapidly after a queef to get high of the natural and powerful queef scent

Go huff a queef you queef huffing bitch.

by Mr. Sploogeeeee May 21, 2012

queef cheese

When the female vagina exerts a putrid odor along with a slight discolored ooze

Put the queef cheese on my salad Agnes

by Myniqqa April 6, 2014