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Puck

A disgusting being abandoned by the world and all concepts which align with a good in some way. Some say it's the manifestation of evil itself displaying gross amounts of depravity, all actions stemming from extreme malicious intent and a distinct lack of any form of intelligence. It takes joy in people's pain to an unsettling degree and will try it's best to ruin any semblance of a life you had. Puck is known as one of the meanest beings to ever exist.
FUCKING RUN. IT'S A PUCK
by GayFurby January 10, 2022
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Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.
Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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Puck bunny

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny
by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021
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Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests
by Puckn't October 17, 2021
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puck rabbit

Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!
by Youmeurmomandabed603 February 19, 2022
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Puck fuck

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone
by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021
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creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
by potterharry June 10, 2021
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