Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
by ~:^) April 11, 2014
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Often these tribal figures are armed with baby poon and prostitosticles.
Often these tribal figures are armed with baby poon and prostitosticles.
Man 1: hey man, look at that prostitot... she must be seven by the looks of the cleavage she is trying to show.
mAN 2 : crap, i think i just vomited a little in my mouth. her skirt is show casing a thong that i didn't know they made in her size.
man 1 : It's probably a midgets thong....
Man 2 : No, actually, i've seen those at the local Libby Loo.
Man 1 : Fucking Bratz dolls....
mAN 2 : crap, i think i just vomited a little in my mouth. her skirt is show casing a thong that i didn't know they made in her size.
man 1 : It's probably a midgets thong....
Man 2 : No, actually, i've seen those at the local Libby Loo.
Man 1 : Fucking Bratz dolls....
by Skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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A woman (or occasionally man) who started out looking for love, gave up on love after being used too often and now lets people sleep with her/him for money and or other "favors", sometimes gains feelings of empowerment from this (though usually not - there's always some hotter b**** trying to hate on or disrespect), and can still manage to hold up his/her head because they've seen how low humanity can sink. After all, it takes two to tangle, and a prostitute's seen more than two...
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
by Soda1234 February 8, 2009
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Get the asian prostitute mug.Any young female resident of Seaford, NY between the ages of 12 and 16 who spends time hanging outside of pizzaria's trying to hook up with sketchy guys from any of the surrounding towns.
"Ew, I think that prostitot is looking at you"
"yo, lets go doughnut the prostitots"
"dude.... that prostitot looks a lot like Brian's little sister"
"yo, lets go doughnut the prostitots"
"dude.... that prostitot looks a lot like Brian's little sister"
by jared Mallimo December 28, 2004
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"Nigga stain" Kyle 8-19'd a prostitot, sending her to the floor. He then proceeded to give her a D to the B, ending with a steaming dumptruck.
by Coltron a.k.a Vicious DC Glide December 7, 2004
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