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Party Promise

Lies that bush the punks made to get elected.

They invent self serving lies and other evilness to make their bullshit sound good and those lies are "party promises".
"The war in Iraq is under control".
"This will keep social securit solvent".
"I served as a fighter pilot in the national guard".
And, his worst one,
"I love America".
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 23, 2005
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Promisecuity

The constant reneging or breaking of promises
The recent rash of promisecuity among close friends makes for no wonder that trust is hard to cultivate and keep.
by Wordsmithing fool July 22, 2008
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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005
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beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.
She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.
by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006
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Whippy Promise

A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath
Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.
by jamkureogi November 18, 2018
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Promiss

Prom·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es
'I promiss I'll do it next time.'
by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013
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Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
by Aliip May 8, 2008
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