This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.
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That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.
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That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.
by Hikkin December 19, 2012
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The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.
John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.
Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.
*24 hours later*
John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*
Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*
Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.
*24 hours later*
John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*
Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*
by Joseph Fanke November 13, 2011
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A prom that you go to in junior high. Where you can dance etc. and do some wild and crazy things. It is mainly to give you some experience with going to a prom at going to a prom so that when you go to your high school prom you are less likely to mess things up.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
Get the Junior high prom mug.When a females shame hole is extraordinarily sweaty causing it to smell like week old fish wrapped in sourdough bread.
" Yo, I went to go down on Katie and when I pulled down her panties, noxious fumes bellowed out of her After Prom Pussy"
by The Clit Stomper September 10, 2011
Get the After Prom Pussy mug.An event involving a homeschooler, his mother as a date, and his father as a DJ. Often the cause of homeschooling controversy as the vote for prom "king" typically appears rigged (the homeschooler always wins for both junior and senior prom). The lights are always kept on as well as room being left for the Holy Spirit during dancing. Tears are shed when the dad/DJ cuts in to dance with the mom/date, and the family pet is never deemed a sufficient alternative for slow songs. The homeschooler's virginity is usually lost because the night is ripe with sexual tensions, as the homeschooler will have had no prior encounters before the age of 18, and there is no one more qualified for the job than his friend and lover - his mother. She is always up to the task.
Riley: "Wow! You were prom king for two years in a row?!? You must have been pretty popular in high school!"
Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"
Riley: "That doesn't count."
Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"
Riley: "That doesn't count."
by relize March 14, 2012
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by Billy The Jewish Kid July 15, 2017
Get the Downriver Prom Dress mug.A huge bitch, that doesn't think they are a bitch. They tend to call others bitches, when in fact they are the biggest bitch of the group but fail to realize it.
Their easy to point out their usually the designated driver, a one-beer-queer, a homo, and above all a huge bitch
Acting in a way that a bitch would.
Their easy to point out their usually the designated driver, a one-beer-queer, a homo, and above all a huge bitch
Acting in a way that a bitch would.
person 1 "Man why is this kid bitchin"
person 2 "He reminds me of a fuckin junior prom, not to mention he's a bitch"
person 2 "He reminds me of a fuckin junior prom, not to mention he's a bitch"
by NDIRISH UMSUCKS May 11, 2010
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