Poofter

Male homosexual, but the particular nuance is not easy to isolate. On the surface, it is clearly a term of opprobrium. But no one can say it with a straight face, and so it takes on the air of cheerful self-mockery that we associate with Dame Edna or Crocodile Dundee.

Nobody out there but poofters sand sellers of loose joints.

by Buce August 8, 2005

prof

Prof is a nasty little lying hoe and should actually go. She complains about having to grade homework when SHES THE FUCKING ONE WHO ASSIGNED IT and we're the ones have to actually do it. Like what is wrong with your fucking brain you literal retard. Also wtf is up with your hair. Have you never used conditioner in your life. And why do you have to walk up behind us while we're working like wtf please stop that thank you bye. Also she always wants to know what your doing every fucking moment she also has this stupid retarded little speaker that she walks around with and it always glitches the she likes to make us do like 5 different tests each week and if we don't get over 60% she will yell at us and say it's our fault we don't listen then she always moves us around the room sometimes changes the the seating arrangements then she also loves to move us to the fucking front so we can hear her pitchy and winey voice yelling at us!!!!!!

wow what a Prof move

by PHSC September 10, 2019

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Poofter

A fucked up insult used by the straights against gay men. :7

Gay men: *exist*
The Straighties: "Ughhh he's such a poofter !!! 1!"

by Dicktionary6969 July 15, 2019

Prof

When one drinks too much at a BBQ and throws up in the hosts' mothers' car. Causing disgrace to his name, life, and everyone he knows.

guy 1: hey man what happened last night?
guy 2: dude you totally pulled a prof!

by 235794416+598 April 29, 2008

The Prof

Typing error, should read "The Poof"

Adam Kelly is also known as The Prof, because he is The Poof, and an enormous loser.

by TTZM July 28, 2004