PrimaryTyler

While a Tyler is "the most amazing person you will ever meet...", a PrimaryTyler is the complete opposite. To put it succinctly, a PrimaryTyler is the worst. They give you terrible advice you didn't ask for. They serve you coffee cold, despite promising it will be hot. They are the kind of person that talks about how awesome a movie is that ends up being horrible.

A Tyler is someone I wish I could always be friends with, a PrimaryTyler is not. PrimaryJerk.

Friend: Ugh. City Hall was horrible. Why did Jeff say it was great?

You: Jeff's a real goddamn PrimaryTyler. I swear to hell.

Friend: I hate him so much. Let's go play GoldenEye and run around as Oddjob.

by pantsfantastico August 28, 2019

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

Primarilize

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.

Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.

by LeBean James December 7, 2022

primal sex

It’s all about letting go of your civilized behavior and bringing out the animal in you. You have to follow what your instinct tells you. One interesting sexual role play is identifying yourself closely with an animal of your choice. You can adapt the behavior of a lion and pin your partner to the bed or floor as you hover over them.

there’s power exchange involved as you and your partner struggle to gain dominance over each other. It’s normal to “fight,” but that doesn’t mean primals should spank so hard it leaves both of you bruised. Unless that’s what you agree upon beforehand, of course.

The dominant partner loves running after and consuming their prey. Just like in the wild, they exude dominance.
The Primal Sub/Submissive is also referred to as the Prey or Mate. The opposite of a Primal Dom, they love being chased, and consumed by the Predator. Meanwhile, Mate is used to labeling someone the Predator is fond of and is willing to have intercourse.

It sounded as Kate had a lot of primal sex that night with the guy she brought home.

by LutherBlissett42 September 4, 2022

Primary pervert

To be the biggest pervert in a friend group.

Don’t act like you’re not the primary pervert when you’re the one who put a sock on there penis

by Fred5395 July 31, 2023

dandy prime

Dandy means "fine" and prime means "perfect".

Question: "How's it going?"
Answer: "Dandy prime!"

by zippetydooda February 3, 2007

Thotimus Prime

Lorenzo Ramos

Hey there’s our leader... Thotimus Prime (a.k.a. Lorenzo Ramos)

by Sea Thot July 25, 2018