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Premal

1.) The substance of an ass clown. (n)

2.) The act of being pooped on. (v)
Joseph Stalin was such a premal.

What the f*ck why are you premaling me.... quit that sh*t.
by Tiberious4059 December 4, 2009
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Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
by Swill128 June 21, 2009
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preemptive driving

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.
Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!
by memphotank February 26, 2011
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Premale

1. n. A transitionary female who has not yet undergone surgery to become the opposite sex, but whose physical characteristics are noticeably masculine.

2. adj. Tomboyish, aggressive and masculine; but still retaining some feminine characteristics.
1.
Johnny: Man, don't get on me about my female friends.
Marissa: Yeh sure, if by "fe" you mean "pre".

2.
I know you're after some of that premale bacon, bro, but this is Tina we're talking about.
by molotovme November 30, 2011
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Premarital Sexting

The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.
Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"

Premarital Sexting.
by RockyRac December 1, 2011
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Premake

Premake

The premature departure of the tip of ones turd or Make

Premake peeks out of the ass just prior to a complete evacuation of the bowels. It combines extreme Urgency with One's need to Make.

Premake is variation of the expression To Make, which is the same as saying Go #2 or take a dump or drop a deuce or Take the Browns to the Super Bowl
Often used interchangeably with the terms Prarie Dogging a peeker

Dude, go on to the front of the line. It looks like You've got Premake .

When you've got Premake that serious You may as well start thinking of names for what is sure to follow.
by Random Bastard January 8, 2012
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pregmones

Short for pregnancy hormones. The word is used to refer to a woman's moodiness during pregancy.
I have to keep my head down recently because the wife has pregmones.
by urbanjoe January 16, 2014
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