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Preamble

The constant talk and build up of near-future sex, usually from the male in a relationship, generally resulting in the female being a) annoyed, b) grossed out c) disinterested or d) any/all of a,b,c.
Bill is coming home early today. He called me with the preamble. Ew.

All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.

Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.
by SheLarry January 7, 2011
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pream

When a man ejaculates before his partner has had sufficient sexual stimulation. To cum prematurely.
Rhonda: If you pream again, we're breaking up.
Ronald: I'm just anxious.
by muddyallen October 4, 2011
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preenager

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager
It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.
by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008
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Preen

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet
Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!
by Alex March 18, 2003
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Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
by Swill128 June 21, 2009
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preemptive driving

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.
Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!
by memphotank February 26, 2011
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peemseel

Kid 1: Ha! That n00b got pwnted!
Kid 2: PEEEEEMSEEEEEL !!!!!
by Saggy Tits January 10, 2005
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