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Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.
"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"
by Pete Cray June 23, 2016
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Positive Articulation

Selecting words to express an idea in a positive way conscious that doing so will engender positive consequences.
The chairman of the board asked the speech writer to write the announcement using positive articulation instead of the negative articulation she,—for unexplained reasons—had used. The managers were surprised to see that she worded the announcement as she did, wondered if he was a saboteur, got her fired on-the-spot, and had a different writer write the speech.
by but for October 25, 2017
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positively vile

A saying to describe disgust in something, mainly used by the fake upper class or people that live in London
"This cake is positively vile" Joe exclaimed.
by Jokesis October 12, 2013
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Net positive

That sex with Graham was net positive
by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022
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Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.
Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.
by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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positive drama

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)
Coop was cutting up with positive drama.
by ThadCoop February 22, 2014
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