“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022
Get the thank you portion mug.A term used in reference to a male who, as a way of showing his affection to a female, protects her very zealously from the advances, real or imagined, of other males, despite the fact that she has no interest in him or even a boyfriend.
This leads to the following other slang terms:
The castle--the girl in question
The king--the girl's boyfriend (as in "the king is in the castle"
To storm the castle--to hit on the girl, not seriously but just to antagonize the porticullis
Also: boiling oil, trebuchet, battering ram, protracted seige, etc. can be used allegorically to describe specific situations that arise in this setup.
This leads to the following other slang terms:
The castle--the girl in question
The king--the girl's boyfriend (as in "the king is in the castle"
To storm the castle--to hit on the girl, not seriously but just to antagonize the porticullis
Also: boiling oil, trebuchet, battering ram, protracted seige, etc. can be used allegorically to describe specific situations that arise in this setup.
When Jamie but his arm across Yling's shoulder, just as a friend, Clint freaked out and yelled at him (because Clint wants him some Yling) even though Yling's boyfriend Adam didn't care.
In this instance (and many others) Clint was being a porticullis.
In this instance (and many others) Clint was being a porticullis.
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Get the PUCKERED PORTHOLE mug.Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
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"I don't have a problem with blacks, mexicans, or italians. But I fucking hate Portos."
"I don't have a problem with blacks, mexicans, or italians. But I fucking hate Portos."
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