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poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.
The better the poop the bigger the shiver!
by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004
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poopapalooza

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.
1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.
by nifer April 21, 2006
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poopaddies

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.
Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!
by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011
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poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
by loufoo December 26, 2011
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poop coffee

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
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poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
by toilet_bound September 14, 2013
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