Jake Poole

If you meet a Jake Poole then know that mr Lam thinks he is a special shit!

If you ask his teachers they will all agree.

You are very lucky to know a special shit.

“Stop being moody” - mr Lam
“no” - Jake Poole
“well youre a special shit!” - mr Lam

by Jake Poole October 12, 2018

Above Ground Pool

In dating/mating terms, an 'above ground pool' is someone who typically wouldn't be your 1st choice...but start to look more and more appealing when you have no other options. It may not be ideal, but at least you're getting wet!

I hooked up with Dave last night. He's a total above ground pool, but sometimes you just gotta swim like no one is watching.

by BklynSlope718 June 16, 2018

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

Tommy Lee Pool Party

A pool party where someone drowns because there was no lifeguard or adult supervision. Referencing the incident from 2001 where Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee had gone to hook up with a girl at her house, and when him and the girl were inside hooking up her kid drown in the swimming pool cuz no one was watching him.

"Hey! I'm dying up here! What is this? A Tommy Lee Pool Party!"

by big bobs house of feces October 10, 2023

Kiddie Pool

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.

1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.

by Nav July 17, 2003

pool shark

The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.

Here comes the pool shark!

by Emily Baker May 19, 2005

poolkake

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

by idubstoners July 9, 2010