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Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.
Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.
by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016
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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006
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Pooping Tom

One who peeps while pooping.
I pulled a pooping tom last week when I was pooping outside and I was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. It was glorious.
by iTchRRA August 7, 2010
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Pooping In My Nintendo

Popularized by John and Hank Green, commonly known as the vlog brothers, it refers to an incident when the boys were younger where their dog pooped in John's classic Nintendo game console.

It can now be used to describe something that was once great being ruined by it's own selfishness or greed.
Girl 1: I can't believe you ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
Girl 2: Yeah, girl, it was like he was just gladly pooping in my nintendo.

Man, BP totally pooped in the Gulf's Nintendo!
by zachimus June 21, 2010
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Pooping your pants

When you have anal sex with an African American person.
"Dude, this girl just pooped her pants!"
"Damn! Her butt must be loose!"
"Yeah! She loves pooping her pants, cool girl really"
"Yeah, pooping your pants sounds fun"
by Jungle fever addict September 3, 2016
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pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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poozing

when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts
My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.
by mesatron October 20, 2013
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