pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

proofing

Scandalous sexual behavior

She was proofing him in the backseat.

by Elle Marie July 23, 2005

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

pooking out

Pooking the act of being a little bitch and passing out far before your peers do. Also know as P.O syndrome.

Lucas anderson pooked out again! There he goes pooking out!

by pooking420 January 22, 2014

Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

by SLapshArd September 20, 2016