Polygamise

To make somebody your wife/husband by force. They cannot refuse this offer.

Oh my God! Did Zak just polygamise her?!

by UnclePalpy December 6, 2019

polygamraph

A lie-detector test used to supposedly determine whether or not you have a harem of spouses. Dudes like Warren Jeffs should have been required to take one prior to starting their sect-compounds.

It's lucky that electronics were unheard of back when King Salomon was around, or he would most definitely have failed the polygamraph test BIG time!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

Polygamyzeir

A badass female with multiple hard working husbands/ a various selection of men that one female has made claim and/or bestowed them as her own.

J'Lynn is Utah's first polygamyzeir.

by Lady Jay ,Troublez July 26, 2021

polygamemeist

A person who shares memes with multiple people.

You mean I’m not the only person you send memes to? You’re such a polygamemeist

by CKthegenious September 7, 2022

polygamemeist

A person who regularly shares memes with more than one person

I can’t believe I’m not the only one you send memes to.. you’re such a polygamemeist!

by CKthegenious September 7, 2022

polyGAMEorous

When your boyfriend wants to play video games an alarming amount whilst maintaining a heterosexual relationship on the side.

I identify as polyGAMEorous. I love my girlfriend almost as much as I love ufc 5.

by Missyrump January 1, 2024

Polygamaxxing

Taken from the word 'polygamy', polygamaxxing is exactly what it sounds like. You marry as many people as humanly possible, the term following the "maxxing" suffix used in multiple pieces of slang. It is used as a sort of brag, claiming that you are better than your opponent because you polygamax, or you say that your opponent is just envious because you polygamax. However, it is almost always used in an ironic tone; nobody will ever brag about how they polygamax seriously, nor will they ask you to join their 'polygamaxxing journey'. This word has its strongest use in the state of Utah, due to the LDS (Latter-day Saints) Church favoring polygamy in its earlier days, keeping the state known for the stereotypes of the religion. Some families still keep up the tradition of polygamy, but this is very rare due to the taboo nature of polygamy, it being the reason the LDS Church was driven to Utah.

You may learn more about the origins of Utah, the LDS Church, and polygamy in the following sites:

PBS, American Experience, Mormons

I Love History Utah (gov), Mormons Enter the Salt Lake Valley

Britannica, Utah Statehood

Newsroom, Church of Jesus Christ, Latter-day Saints & Polygamy

Sadly, the links didn't work, meaning that you will have to search for the topic on these sites yourselves with the keywords and websites I've given you.
Can you tell this article was written by someone who lives in Utah?

"I just hit a new polygamaxxing streak!"
"You're just mad you don't live in Utah and can't polygamax."
"Hey, wanna help me polygamax?"
"Do you support polygamaxxing?"
"Pffftt! You don't even polygamax!"

by Annie_was_taken January 19, 2025