soak and poke

you spit on the cock for lubrication and stick it in your snatch
i don't have any K Y jelly.

don't worry i'll just soak and poke
by Pervartistry rocks March 23, 2005
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Poke War

A poke war is a Facebook activity that requires two people, where the two people continuously click "poke back," and refusing to deny the poke my clicking the X button. Poke wars can last for years.
Wow I can't believe Eliza has finally lost that poke war, she has been holding up strongly for years.
by tsport772 November 14, 2010
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Money Poke

A wallet or purse containing a persons money, credit cards, identification, etc.
by M Nusbaum March 15, 2007
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baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
by Sergee February 18, 2009
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fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."
"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"
by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006
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Facebook Poke

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 02, 2011
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Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit July 24, 2008
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