Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010

Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020

Sign my Poodle

To pull out of a woman just before you climax, and ejaculate across her pubic hair. You are said to be signing her poodle, or simply "signing the poodle".

"Ah, baby. I'm gonna cum. You on the pill or do you want me to pull out?"
"Sign the poodle, just in case."

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier in some cafe down in St. Tropez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay. They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Genius in France

by Pleasureboy_1, author March 27, 2009

up shit creek without a paddle

A Scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. The bad situation being 'shit creek' and the 'paddle' being the solution.

Germans: 'Oh nao, we haz lost WW1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!'

The Allies: 'Hahahaha, they're up shit creek without a paddle now! *slaps knee*'

by gregonfire November 24, 2010

Flappy Paddle Gearbox

Yet another term for a female vagina

Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'

Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'

Bob , 'Noice'

by Zigatron5000 August 17, 2010

oi with the poodles already

The hit new catch phrase soon to sweep the nation. created by Lorelei Gilmore of Gilmore Girls.

Man I'm telling you I have this feeling Oi with the poodles already is gonna be bigger than "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

by Lady X May 16, 2006