Plorgasm

n - the orgasm that you give your virgin friend because you feel sorry for them; short for "platonic orgasm"

Chad: Hey man, thanks for that plorgasm last night!!

Thad: Anytime bro!!

by yourmomh8syou September 30, 2020

Plorgy

When you get to the plugs house and next door you get invited to an orgy

The hook slash hookers one stop shop obviously the plorgy

by anonymous February 28, 2026

plornch

1. unable to study latin.

2. a disorder with studying latin.

To bad he is plornch he could be in my latin class.

by yayayayayayayayayayayayay March 13, 2008

Ploggard

Ploggard: To Be Ploggard

To Be Ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic)

Loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours.

Sexual Hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable.

Gastric discharge will more than lily occur.

"Man im gonna get so fucking ploggard."

"did u see that guy he was absolutly ploggard"

"you dont look so great" "i was ploggard last night"

"That Guy dances Like a ploggard person"

"that guy seems retarded" "You sure he isnt ploggard"

by Dan Pike October 30, 2008

plorange

when a large number of birds makes noise starting at the exact same time.

"Is that a plorange I hear?"

by pineconelady July 26, 2009

Ploughjury

When you wake up in the morning and you have sustained an injury from a vigorous plough (AKA Sex). Usually only occurs to box.

Common Forms of Ploughjury include;
- Men snapping their bango string
- Bruising to the pubic bone
- Strain to the hip flexors
- Pulling a hammie
- Stretched box
- Friction burn
- Carpet burn/ Pube Burn
- Blue Balls
- Cramp
- Pink eye

Brad won his grand final and ploughed Millie. The next morning she couldn't walk straight because she had sustained a "Ploughjury" to her public bone (thats where your pubes are if you had them, but she didnt).

by I am Millie69 September 20, 2010

plARGHals!

plural: a word in the form in which it potentially refers to something other than one person or thing; and other than two things if the language has a dual form.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

plARGHals!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about plurals.

"plARGHals!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 16, 2013