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Ploggard: To Be Ploggard

To Be Ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic)

Loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours.

Sexual Hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable.

Gastric discharge will more than lily occur.

"Man im gonna get so fucking ploggard."

"did u see that guy he was absolutly ploggard"

"you dont look so great" "i was ploggard last night"

"That Guy dances Like a ploggard person"

"that guy seems retarded" "You sure he isnt ploggard"

Ploggard by Dan Pike October 30, 2008

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High

I'm poggard maye

poggard by Zzzsleppyppeper July 7, 2018

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Poggards

Very pogger moment. A moment where pog becomes ² and increases in quantity.

Person 1: I just found diamonds
Person 2: Poggards

Poggards by Local Rapist November 17, 2020

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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