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Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter June 9, 2011
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packing heat

Carrying a weapon such as a Gun or knife
by Influenced StyleZ January 31, 2003
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Boner Packing Pickle Nuts

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.
Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"
by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008
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Packing

Someone who is rich.
Also somewhere which is busy.
'He's packing'

'Had to leave, was packing in there'
by Josie17987 August 19, 2013
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packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.
in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.
by Kirkface September 25, 2005
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Jesus-packing

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003
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Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
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