Pantski

A dry rub through the pants.

My girl didnt want to go all the way, so all I got was a pantski.

by Rhino260 May 2, 2008

pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*

1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!

by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008

doughnut pants

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

by flame thrower March 26, 2009

Rudey Pants

noun. An individual who exhibits rude behavior, especially concerning dinner reservations, arriving late as well as improper nightlife behavior.

"Of Course I want to go. Stop being such a rudey pants!"

by Ai Ai October 22, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

Yoga pants

Quite possibly the best invention ever.

Yoga pants make women even hotter.

by Th\\\thebic January 31, 2019

cherry pants

A male that exhibits himself as having female characteristics with the clothes that he wears and the way that he acts.

Guy #1: Look at Mike in his new clothes. I think that he bought them on the blue light special at Kmart. Guy #2: He looks like a cherry pants. No girl is going to want to go steady with him!

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020