Penaldo

Once upon a time a ghost was seen roaming the lands of Lithuania, Faroe Island, Luxembourg, Ireland and more low ranked teams and countries. The ghost's name was Penaldo, aka Tapinaldo, aka Benchnaldo. This ghost was special. He is known for only scoring penalties. The population of the countries mentioned above claimed to see Penaldo the Ghost stealing pens, short for penalties. He lives by penalties and only penalties. It's like a drug to him. He lives under the GOAT's shadow, Leonel Messi. When Penaldo's fans saw Messi win the world cup, they said: >>PENALTY FOR ARGENTINA.<< But little did they know Penaldo and his finished Portugal lost to Morocco and took the airport home. Thus the the famous sentence Airport for Portugal came from.
To summarize, Penaldo is finished.

The son: Father, there's a ghost in my wardrobe!
The father: Don't worry, my son, It's only Penaldo. Lucky you don't have pens in your room. It's his drug.

The artist said, >>I have penaldo this race!<<
Meaning, I have finished this race.

by los patrones May 17, 2023

Penaldo

A fraud.

Oh, he's never scored in a World Cup KO game? Must be a Penaldo

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1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"

by Ileah519 December 8, 2011