phantom call

when you feel your cell phone vibrate in your pocket and it didn't really ring or wasn't even in your pocket.

John reached in his pocket after he felt his phone vibrate, only to find no one had called; it was just a phantom call.

by lnordman January 27, 2008

Phantom Planet

The band that which the theme to the show The O.C. would not exist. Phantom planet began all the way back in 1994 nearly fifteen years together the band successfully released over four records and countless rarities and b-sides. They played where they began and ended at the Troubadour in california. they have made appearances in The bad news bears appearing as the blood farts, and in the v show american dreams as the band the zombies.
Members are of 2008 and till the end
Alexander Greenwald / vocals and guitar
Jeff Conrad/ Percussion
Sam Farrar/ Bassist and vocals
Darren michael Robinson/ Lead Guitar and vocals

Former member
jason Schwartzman/ percussion

As of December of 2008 The band has been in hiatus and has released their latest video dropped with eric warheim of tim and eric awesome show great job!

"Phantom Planet is the reason you still want play some air guitar at the beach in California"

Phantom planet are a progressive rock group from California with whom in some ways can be related to Rooney.

by Kurt Matthew Gabriel Santana January 29, 2009

phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

by Champ Kind November 14, 2005

Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.

Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.

by parker02 July 28, 2007

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.

Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!

by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009