period

A 20-minute space of time. As in a hockey period.
"Conference room, 5 minutes. This is just a quick gab session; it'll only take about a period"

"The new house is nice, the only thing is that it's about a two period drive to get to the nearest Beer Store."
by Mark Cunningham Johnson March 24, 2010
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period

When women cannot have sex, so they should just give blowjobs all week
She's on her period, fml.
Dude, blowjob week!
by amssk8r April 19, 2012
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periodicals

Comfortable, yet unattractive, excessivly large, or otherwise stained underwear that is reserved for that special time of the month.
"Don't throw out those Vickies, they'll make great periodicals!"
by Eveal March 06, 2008
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period

the time when a girl needs a stick or a diaper.
by Diana Som November 19, 2004
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period

1. something guys hate
2. something that hurts girls but makes them feel so sexy
3. something that allows girls to have kids after getting it on
4. the dot that ends a sentence
1. guy: "crap, my girlfriend has her period."
2. girl: "yay i have my period! crap i have my period"
3. doctor to girl: "you will be having a child because you had sex during your period."
4. .
by someone December 16, 2004
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Perioded

Verb. Past Tense.
Getting shut down by more than one female during a week due to that time of the month
1) Gabe got perioded this week.
2) Charlie Sheen should try harder or else both women will cause him to be falsely perioded.

3) If Bill Clinton had been perioded instead of fucked Monica Lewinsky that week, we would currently live in a better world. Instead, that time of the month didn't come for Monica on time...
4) Tiger Woods never got perioded in a week before.
by Cornelius' Corn Flakes March 18, 2010
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period

Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.
"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."
by Jim Hodgson October 03, 2003
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