Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

by kmb00 June 14, 2021

Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 30, 2010

Screamin Pelican

When banging a girl on the beach, pull out, tap your hog in the sand, and jam it back in. The noise that results sounds like a screaming Pelican.

I was hammerin on Sally, and I gave her a Screamin Pelican....I don't think I'll see her again...

by Mech 2 March 13, 2010

The Bald Pelican

It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.

"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".

by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013

Pericles Schinas

a deep abyss of chaos

Dude 1: Oh, shit. I haven't finished doing that dissertation due tomorrow.

Dude 2: LOL! Dude... you're in Pericles Schinas.
Dude 1: I'm in what?
Dude 2: Pear-i-cles Ski-nazz. It's a deep abyss of chaos dude. You're in it.

by totallytubulardefiner February 29, 2020

Penicycle

A sex move wherein the woman attempts to balance upon the man's erect penis. Like riding a wet unicycle in bed. Antithesis to the chinese acrobat

Janet: "I rode Frank's penicycle last night!"

by BaseDecade March 27, 2009