Pilot Furlough

When airline management has thrown away Billions in cash on failed stock buyback schemes, a threatened pilot furlough is used to try and extract pilot concessions, so management has more money in the future for more risky stock buybacks that only benefit them.

Example #1: "Well, we pissed away all that money the employees made on stock buybacks, so we will threaten a massive pilot furlough and ram some pay and work rule cuts down their throats. Are we still on for our tee time later today?"

Example #2: "If the pilot furlough doesn't give us enough money to do more stock buybacks, we will just displace everyone to the lowest paying positions and try to force more wage and work rule concessions on them. Make sure there are plenty of hookers and blow for the airline manager party tonight. Shit is about to get real when we announce those pilot furloughs."

by UnitedBusDriver June 5, 2020

pilot snipe

A moment in War Thunder where your pilot dies instantly and without any prior warning.

I was just flying my T-18 and I got pilot sniped out of nowhere.

by Mallamar June 17, 2021

Pilot Training Flight Simulator

A Roblox game where lots of people play it to fly a plane.

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: YOOOOOOOOOO DO YOU WANN PLAY PTFS????????

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:NOOOOOOOOO I HATE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: BUT ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:ok fine i play it

a few mins later.......

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: OMG I LOVE THIS GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by vdfhvgfvhg June 12, 2023

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Chin pilot

If your close enough to steer a car with your chin please note: if in a bump your airbags will come out your arse hole, drive safe chin pilot's

"They are chin pilot's when they hit a speed bump they graze there chin in the steering wheel or accidently put teeth marks in it" "A Chin pilot"

by OXx db xXo May 10, 2016

psycho_pilot

A member for the comitee of the basement, has died multiple times trying to escape, he toes were bit off by dogs on the escape. He mostly spends his days vibing with the dancing cockroaches in the North west corner of the basement.

This pilot has seen things, he's turned into a psycho, a psycho_pilot

by Psycho_Pilot February 19, 2021

Adios pelota

When someone booty claps repeatedly on your balls with such force that you end up having to get one removed.

Hey man why were you in the hospital ? Sadly, I experienced the good ‘ol adios pelota last night.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021