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Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016
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The one who you can always rely on to be there when you need him too. Patrick is the kind of guy that tries really hard to please the girl that he likes. He will never let you down. if you are dating a Patrick, don't make the mistake of letting him go. you will regret it. trust me.
Patrick is the best choice over any guy.
by iloveboys12 July 21, 2019
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A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023
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Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks
Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce
by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020
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Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."
by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 7, 2019
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school
Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018
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