My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021

personality partner

Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.

Person 1: Why are you dating him? He’s so ugly.
Person 2: Oh, I know. He’s a personality partner.

by anon7752 September 13, 2023

National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Fall Partner

Someone who was caught with you while committing a crime

My fall partner got probation and I got 10 years cause he worked with D.A.

by YoBoyZay October 3, 2019

Plow partner

An excuse one uses when they do not want to leave the comfort of their home that has likely been stocked with frozen pizzas, kleenex, and Ben and Jerry's.

I'd love to come tonight but I told Lester is be his plow partner.

by Drabmeat34 May 5, 2018

Running Partner

Someone you do illegal things with, if there’s attraction involved it can be compared to that Bonnie and Clyde type of love

That was your boyfriend yall were more of running partners

by Bree.siren_ July 15, 2025