Ye Ole Pasta Twat

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.

In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010

pasta-a-gogo

Italy. it is found in "Away Laughing On A Fast Camel" a book by Louise Rennison.

i want to learn about the pasta-a-gogo people

by Patrice B. August 14, 2007

Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

by boogaling December 28, 2012

Crotch Pasta

The crap ass pasta usually served by a cafeteria at ones school, university, or workplace.

Bill: Hey man what do you got for lunch?!
Jim: STFU Bill all they had was this crotch pasta.

by Encreed March 12, 2011

rasta pasta

A dish of italian origin. Very Popular in Jamaica. They say that Bob Marley ate it every day. Consists of macaroni, tomato sauce, and some weed (basil or otherwise).

yo gimmy sum rasta pasta mon!

by Jakub Michalski March 2, 2007

pasta night

1. An evening for which a couple has sexual relations planned.
2. A sex date at home.

Eddie: Hey, what you guys doing tonight?
Pat: Oh, you know...
Eddie: Is it pasta night?
Pat: Awww yeah... pasta night is good.

by Agaras January 23, 2009

Cooked pasta

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.

Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died

by meowmixayla December 7, 2010