panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

Panda Coffee

another way of saying your blog is quality.

My blog is really panda coffee tonight

by a blogger December 20, 2010

panda express

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kanorfsky January 15, 2007

Panda Bowl

A place where Mexicans cook the food, and asians serve the food

Beaner #1: Hey vato, lets go eat Panda bowl eh

Beaner #2: Alright man, lets go, im craving some cho mein right now

by MrHalfEvil333 February 18, 2009

panda point

For each month that you abstain from having sex, you receive one panda point.

Oh man, I have three panda points

by Pool Bear April 12, 2011

Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.

Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!

by B-West February 4, 2008

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

by Mediokrates March 4, 2010