kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

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by Kripos August 1, 2021

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.

"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"

by Big G lizard September 22, 2007

packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

by Don August 10, 2004

Packing a Chubby

An erection of a males genatalia.

Man, when I was looking at summer I really started packing a chubby, did you Vic?

by James May October 10, 2005

pocketing the 8-ball

Snorting an entire 8-ball of cocaine up one's nostril.

With as crazy as John's acting, he must really be pocketing the 8-balls.

by notauser October 9, 2009

Pickering

a city in Ontario full of hella cucks, end of story

"dickering Pickering"
Ha ha laugh

by Bruhbruhbruhffdddfcbtdv October 23, 2019

Chill & Packing

Southern California slang for “fucking up your career asap”

The vice principal was chill & packing after the Grindr leaks

by MrBavis May 24, 2023