Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

by willie weewee January 10, 2022

nicu.pacanele

nicu.pacanele is a nickname of a famous beautiful boy that loves moms

te iubim nicu.pacanele

by bucidefier July 17, 2022

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

I’ll take a Pasadena

When playing cards or being served something that one doesn’t wish. Reply. ‘I‘ll take a Pasadena on that’.

I’ll take a Pasadena on that, means the same as pass.

Instead of just a pass, one would say this.

I’m good with my hand. I’ll take a Pasadena.

No thanks, I’ll take a Pasadena on the ‘Do it yourself Appendectomy Kit’!

by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023