Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018

Pagination

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.

"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.

by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

Pabon

Local brown man who has the most beautiful teeth in the world and people are Sexually attracted to him and his infectious personality. He is so smart that Albert Einstein is scared of him.

Random person: "You know pabon"
Other random person: "I know he is great"

by Localbrownman April 19, 2022

foxy-pacing

Either while running or cycling, being passed by someone attractive and increasing your pace that will allow you to leer as you run behind the person

Foxy-pacing: I just jog on the board walk for some quality foxy-pacing

Foxy-paced: I was really dragging today on my 5 mile run, but then a hot blonde ran pass me and I increased the pace while she foxy-paced me home.

by El Pinche Guapo August 6, 2012

love pain

Love pain is pretty simple it is love that is painful like love someone while they love another person

Nic: God I love Lexy Ennis but she loves A.

Aidan: Dude sounds to me like you got a bad case of Love Pain.

Nic: YeA guess I do but she is worth it she's my world , she's my LEXY!!!!!!!
Lexy beautiful

by NicoleIrishFloyd April 2, 2016

Starshit Pain

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.

After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain

by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019

worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by IcEDCave November 14, 2021